This is a song about "Loving a girl named aubrey"

I could give a fuck as long as there’s something that’s behind of her

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

I met this girl named mariana

In pajamas i snuck out to watch santa

Heavy weed smoker, get ounces for free

Cuz nowadays i'm banging girl named amy

There used to be a guy named undertaker

I've been so thorough, that's what i boast for

Maybe i'll have a wife, and a beautiful boy named brady/

If you try to hang with me you should finally truly see

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

And now me, you can call me mr. friendly