This is a song about "Local news"

At the local arcade, puttin my dick in the ace of spades

Worldwide, but i got fourth ways, one hat carry like four blades

Look, i got no time for that type of connection

For local and national attention,

I set up a meeting with the local neighborhood botanist/

But she gon’ get this dick and chew me up just like some double mint

Kill the jungle let the cats loose

Hey wanna hear a good news?

While news coverage is on breaking news up in wales

When the relay starts i’m a runaway slave

I ain’t gotta lie, they know i’m the truth

Cold-blooded vein pulsing ’jo news

One time for the girls with the right shoes

Well sorry, i got some bad news