This is a song about "Lds church"

The church is so fucking evil

We don't believe you, you need more people

Im at your funeral getting slurped in the church

So i stay moderately buzzed, fighting the urge

Notice everyone's faces as they here this nerd's skills emerge

Roll hall of fame even though i walk in the church

Playing soccer, stupid, stay in a sucker's place

Listen to the church praise while i watch the water raise

All the way up to church

His gift is a curse, forget the earth, he's got the urge

Called life, happiness, liberty, freedom

A church hymnal planning a pandemonium

Who get dragged by the masses cuz they can't search,

Yes sir, shoulda stayed your ass in church,

Five-star dishes, food for thought bitches

Just wondering where church is