This is a song about "I like girls"

Me and my microphone could be one

Girls like me cuz i'm kind and handsome

I do my best, puff out my chest, just like the girls with no breast,

Somebody call the pastor, this bastard is so possessed

Stop flirting and trying to get with the girls i like

Indulging a meal when a toilet's in sight

Noise like lil girls with curls n clips

Weight stand out like pimples and cold-sore lips

Girls, i ask 'em do they smoke

Fly as ricky steam boat

Fuck that nigga, i am the party

Wishing girls would fucking like me

You low zero and i beat all y'all ass in a game of guitar hero

I be pickin' up them younger girls, them teenagers like i'm romeo,