This is a song about "Golf"

So much green my new car should be a golf cart

A working genius, a work of art

I am the one ...i am above the law out playin golf wid the judge,

Went thru my phone saw a text, and then she wrote her a message

But if you rupture a tendon i bet them feelings change

When you can't make a hit even on a golf range

Feeling ripped off, like ya went to college and majored in professional disc golf

On, thanksgiving we thankful, just for livin in helldamn homey, i don't mean to be harsh

Leave all they clothes on, baby this ain't so hard

So much green my new car should be a golf cart

Dad wasn't around -- my father figure was too short

This isnt golf this is a blisterin' assault