This is a song about "Gay kid named william"

A single mother with a problem child, daddy free

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

You think im gay gay, what the hey hey

And truthfully girl you really make my day

For four hundred plus yearsyou should be scared

Unanimously named the game's president/

No freemason if you an athiest like william bateson

Dropping my gunor as high as a kite hitting hoes for fun

Hold up, hold up, hold up, we bear the croix

Little gay looking boy

There used to be a guy named undertaker

And i'm not bragging, i'mma be in her

Paid well, like she supposed to, i'm a made man

See, william lynch had a master plan,