This is a song about "Fat asian boy named brendan with a girlfriend named jay"

I munch a bunch of tacos with waverly's favorite wizard

Who's the dude named nxt? that's a name that i've never heard

I met this girl named mariana

In pajamas i snuck out to watch santa

I got a friend named chris rent

Just say he's the best

I got a gun named moses, i’m in the club wit' it

Honey brown, caramel, coffee brown, chocolate

D-low where's the trigger, i'll let this bullet play hero.. bang

Found a man, named stan, but he knocked me out with a can,

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

I kill me just like you from the back you'll see

Chillin' with homies and family

Seemed like target, saw my friend named mandy