This is a song about "Fat asian boy named brendan with a girlfriend named jay"

I met this girl named mariana

In pajamas i snuck out to watch santa

I try to tell them i'm one of the

I met this girl named mariana

I got a friend named chris rent

Beach on the weekend

I come equiped with two clips named condemned

Riding with the chopper, like it's my friend

St. louis, detroit, chi-town, nap

Click clack with a switch fat

Got me counting my blessings, it took me a-d to see

Maybe i'll have a wife, and a beautiful boy named brady/

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

Must be something you want me to see