This is a song about "Eric wadr"

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Didn't know her but i'm confirming that she sure gurgled dick

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Thats why we're always goin and we don't gotta go with them

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

It's not a figure of speech when i tell you that i dumped her

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

While his fiends for cream well exceeded the dream she once lived for

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

No matter how much i try, stay alive, i'm a die a man