This is a song about "Eric stersion"

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Thats why we're always goin and we don't gotta go with them

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Dependin' on how i feel, either the coupe or sedan

Like ellen degeneres clitoris is playing with dick

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

But compliment her tits and then its off to hump her