This is a song about "Eric keller"

You must have won every pageant in america when you was young

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

We touch down in moscow and take flicks like click click

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Since nino, g-money, the carter, and the duh-duh man

‘cause i’m addicted and you the drug, cold turkey? no sir

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

It's not a figure of speech when i tell you that i dumped her

Miley cyrus, the grammy awards, helen keller, a cucumber?