This is a song about "Eric cartamn"

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Not only do i enlighten but i provide a tan

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Like how the fuck did we miss this kid's shit

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

The nerve of this prick, he said fuck it you can have her

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

And treat the beat like sanitized nazi pussies, i'm a german