This is a song about "David spencer kyle plumstead and parkour"

I welcome with my handsand the red sun sinks at last

Slice and slash, bite and gnash, bite and mash, fight and smash,

Her body's been paranormal since buying that pair of titties, look

This aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook

David is goliath slaying i was 5 stone lighter in the weighing

Im not really like worried about fucking up or you know what im saying

But nah, he is quite different

Grab the scissors and saws and

Punchlines and wordplay and rhyming and my metaphors,

And shorty, you straight, bet you look way better without no drawers

I'll fuck up more tricks than a crack-addicted david blaine,

Who do you blame? it's a shame because the man's slain

She got me caught up in the moment

Social conditioning and