This is a song about "Chris stevens"

See, you're my best friend

I got a friend named chris rent

Reminisce upon the days when i was watching even stevens/

Because that booty mad thick behind your juicy ass lips

Eyes all stickin' like honey on bees

Hi my name is chris, i'm a weed thief,

And they ain’t fucking with the kid like chris hansen in the kitchen

See i tried to spread the d, welcome to my run and gun

You must have won every pageant in america when you was young

But we speaking to heathens and all these even stevens who don't need a reason

I saved her number just in case but now it’s case closed

Like chris paul with clips of all your bitches getting triple holed.