This is a song about "Ching"

They swore that i was all fuckin' nuts like a gay porn

Ring ring ding dong ching chang ching ringa ding dong

Get off a key like i can’t sing

Then a chinese man came by, “ching ling”

If my purse wouln't make ching

And the reason that i'm going

With the chinese: ching chong

Got campaign going so strong