This is a song about "Bruno"

I'm from a cocaine block, with some plain clothes cops

Verse 1: bruno mars still gayer than his juke box.

I'm telling you the truth when i say bruno mars is gay.

Looked to the heavens and asked him to make a better way

Bruno mars gay ass trying to play with my dick. listen.

Yet, it is forever and a day to forgive and forget one

Until she came trench coat and a thong and shit

Bruno mars my favorite planet