This is a song about "Boyfriend named craig"

Hold my tears i tried my best

I got a friend named chris rent

Her boyfriend joey emerges from the christmas tree he’s finished recording.

So i can write about my life of sina couple bottles of gin

A shouting match lit the malignant glint in greg’s eyes( her boyfriend)

Keep her there, so nobody can wonder where her face went

I'm still, just like a kid, lookin for stripes on my belt

Unanimously named the game's president/

My boyfriend is clever

Pain, he's ready for whatever

Minus her boyfriend that i knock to the ground

And put another half a mil in my bank account