This is a song about "Bert oh my bert"

Oh my what a shock like pushing off the dock into water

But compliment her tits and then its off to hump her

But then they'll have an accident and pick up another mani went to the bank to cash my check

And its ironic he was pulling me off bert when we fought, he wanted all the respect he could get

Uh, yea yea, turn me up a lil bit

Oh girl you're my narcotic

Oh i am so fucken ashamed of myself , gotta hide my face

Cuz bitches can manipulate in several different ways

To heaven's door -- shed so many tears

Oh god i hope you hear my prayers,

Wish you was around now to see what i've become see

Oh my apologies i was just speaking sarcastically

A king's assassination is why most often fear the hell

Sittin' with no bail and my family like "oh well"