This is a song about "Bernadette"

But i'm not coming home,

Like that drop out who created my phone

Dear reader, explicitlygifted secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

With a different sounding riff pounding ya brain insane like a preacher

That's the work of the reaper, doing contracts for the preacher,

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter