This is a song about "Being a dick"

Small, but you talkin' big

I only proved your a dick

And she got the bomb, i'm talking tick tick

What im trying to say is quit being a dick!

To being a being and beating the back roads and being #it

The best journeyacres of land and swimming pools and all that

Huh, a metaphor of course

My dick hung like a horse

You rhyme dick with dick, even though you're a cock

Bout peppermint schnapps in junior high hit the block

Resin sharing with a dick kid

Showed it to john mccain, said it wasn't crooked

So i started being a dick dont ask for help or advice

And, yup, i gave lyrics a reason to want to live