This is a song about "Bad santa"

Quick flipping up sexy back

Man that was fuckin bad

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

When that money calls i holla back

That affected you so bad

Luxury life, results living bad

While i am poppin' like a snappin' crack

I try to tell them i'm one of the

Im dressed up like fucking santa

Got so lit thought i was a kid and hid it; didn't want santa to see

That bastard was buzzing like woody so we get it for free

Why you treat them so bad

There's crack, there's crack