This is a song about "A girl named shifa"

I met this girl named mariana

In pajamas i snuck out to watch santa

By a crackhead named june

I need a little room

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

My bitch likes to cut the dope and bag it for a fee

Who's the dude named nxt? that's a name that i've never heard

I munch a bunch of tacos with waverly's favorite wizard

I try to tell them i'm one of the

I met this girl named mariana

It's that crack, give you something to sell

Learned to hustle from a guy named mel

Ain't no point in runnin', i'm a nigga, just a little eager

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

There used to be a guy named undertaker

And life's a bitch, don't hit women so i bit her