This is a song about "A girl named shelby"

By a crackhead named june

And her smile lit up the room

I got a friend named chris rent

Hold my tears i tried my best

And he, what's his name, earl

Cause people want a girl,

But you must sell a tall tale of a dell and a florist named nel

And she ain't gay, but the only thing she like is fucking chanel

Who's the dude named nxt? that's a name that i've never heard

I munch a bunch of tacos with waverly's favorite wizard

Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her

There used to be a guy named undertaker

Hot like spain, run by a guy named satan

Attempt burglary, attempt theft you just begun