This is a song about "A girl named maliyat"

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

Ain't no point in runnin', i'm a nigga, just a little eager

Just a skinny white girl,

And he, what's his name, earl

Busta-ass motherfuckers tried to flee

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny

But you must sell a tall tale of a dell and a florist named nel

All because i heard that he was talkin' to danielle

Dub a.l.e., still a son of a gun

Hot like spain, run by a guy named satan

So she sees sex as a way of leaving hell

Learned to hustle from a guy named mel