This is a song about "A girl named laura"

In pajamas i snuck out to watch santa

I met this girl named mariana

And wonder how we ever came to this

You bout as straight as a wheel some fool named ferris.

By a crackhead named june

Won't run out anytime soon

And he, what's his name, earl

Just a skinny white girl,

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

There used to be a guy named undertaker

I'm larry david, gimme my paper