This is a song about "A girl named jackie"

There used to be a guy named undertaker

Real nigga no pistol to keep to shoot her

Just say he's the best

I got a friend named chris rent

Ain't no point in runnin', i'm a nigga, just a little eager

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

In pajamas i snuck out to watch santa

I met this girl named mariana

Dependin' on how i feel, either the coupe or sedan

Found a man, named stan, but he knocked me out with a can,

I just want somebody i can see

Cuz nowadays i'm banging girl named amy

But if you took a second mr. mirror, you would see

Quarters, dimes, nickles and a hottie named penny