This is a song about "A girl i just met"

I swear i never met a girl like her before

Gorillas at the door fiends sleeping on the floor

It's just textbook stuff

I want a girl to love

There has to be a place better than this, in heaven

// [she's just a girl who claims that i am the one]

Think i just fucked a girl with her tampon on,

Whatever your religion, kiss the ring on the don

Be as genuine as you get, and cherish every friend that you've met, just like i did!

It use to be love, happiness and companionshipremember when i treated you good

So i tried to show her about the world and about just who we really are

Honey i may be the underdog but you just met the undertaker

I met this girl on valentine’s day, fucked her in may

So you should move away, or join the dude 'n play