The Life

This spider can kick ass like Spider-Man

My fans dance when they get the chance

You caught me and your mother in romance

Wearing no pants you have no chance of living

You ran out cuz we started kissing

Tried to stick her but kept missing

Pussy hissing started pissing on me

I put a cork in her porky ass

We fucked fast then stopped at last

She sat on me smashed the mask off me

My task was complete even though I got a nose bleed

I was worried thought your mother was gonna smother me

Your brother caught me eatin mommy pork chop

He called cops I dropped and rolled over my clothes

To the garden hose police froze

I sprayed em with water jumped back inside

Your mom wiped off with s Kleenex reflect the bullets

Cool it they didn't stay they bounced without a doubt

The cops shout freeze please i didn't do anything

What do you mean indecent exposure we were just having closure

It's ok we're closed she just posed for me is that a crime

I think I'll write a rhyme about this moment

This world I own it so you arrest me so give it a rest

I just played with her breast even if she has a flat chest

In front of the judge I protested few seconds I was arrested

Threw in federal prison cell mate was a hot chick

This is sick but we did it in the cafeteria

Rolled in the bacteria on the tables best I've ever had

Fucked the bitch with a walking stick then the sick

Rolled it out like a carpet sharpened it with a stone

Stuck it in but it wasn't alone me and my clone fucked her with a stone

And the controller I was barely able to fit the table inside

But at last glided in with a double sided pencil with the other utensil

We were both kicked out got back our freedom took her home

Grabbed screw drivers nails buckets pails and pliers the mast of Myers

A pair of tweezers to squeeze Jason Vorhees sword

Turned her inside out she evaporated so I master bated

And waited for her to come back she did

Shitted out the knife left this is the life