Top Dog

 

(LOSE THE JMK SHOUT AT CRAP AT THE BEGINNING)

Plugged the hole my abdomen housed

with a dead chipmunk and duck that was feeling out of luck

plus a trout.

I glued them together with a bunch of nude sticky slugs

So I aint bleeding out

and these chains I can break

with the help of that mouse....

 

What you don't know about me is my name is FREEZE

and I'm a quite fine MC even if I'm missing Kidney's

Get me unchained from this tree and I'll be the GOAT

but in the meantime I feel fine enough to show you my flow....

 

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I'm the best and you can test me unless it's an STD test

I have 10 and tetnis that I got from my 10 speed

when the chain chained me by my knees,

it was quite rusty, it disgusts me my sleaze is ugly

and it's on my dick but I still spit slick shit and

I'm probably gonna get convicted of being a prick

kicking seagulls for kicks at the beach with my neice who I beat

with my beats in my ears taking a piss on kid

feeling distant as shit with a smile on my lips spitting fire

at the sky while on miles of CID, I'll probably die ripped

I'm the white

that got whipped and enslaved to game and then

came on your tits ran away in a blitz into a tornado

that tore out my horns so I replaced them with a halo

ate a plate of nachos with God, a Frog, a dog, and a swan

and Lot of Scotch, gin of tonic, plus sake bombs

Threw a cocky hog in pond

Sold a shoe to a bald

Eagle who loves the government

And wants to punch god

Did blow with a robot

Named CPBLO

Who see's three P.O.

Sneezes blow and hopes they don't notice

he knows ticks that can get a kid shot

HIS BLOW WAS THE BOOOOMB

AND I FELT LIKE I WAS BACK AT THE TOP!

 

(EVERYTIME THEY MAKE THAT NOISE AS MANY

TIMES THEY MAKE THAT NOIISE)

FOR EXAMPLE

HOOK :52

(FOR THE HOOK YOU LITERALLY JUST RAP SING OR SHOUT

)

TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP

TOP TOP TOP DOG ON tHE TOP TOP DOG TOP TOP TOP DOG ON THE

TOP TOP TOP ON THE TOP TOP TOP DOG WONT FALL OFF TOP DOG

WONT FALL OFF TOP TOP TOP TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP DOG

ON THE TOP TOP DOG (NOT THE CORRECT NUMBER OF THESE NOISE

PHRASES HAVE FUN WITH IT)

 

Then I pondered my wad

Getting low got stung by a wasp

got shot by a cop for shoplifting pot and pots

And pans hot damsels that dance with no panties

And immaculate clams I shoved into the back of my van

But they must be in love with the man

who can flow like the seven sea washing

up on the sand look mah no hands

look mother I'm not a crook

Or a thugger so there

fuck you and your

Fucking Tupperware

your lucky I didn't have

The nerve to pawn it for

one bong hit of bomb shit

Pot hits make me bump "The Chronic"

I recalll my Mom would yell "WITH THAT NINJA SHIT STOP IT"

Popping and locking on poppers a coke hits

plus toe to toe locked and loaded

With a load that had exploded in hoes

Splitting wet oceans like Moseses ghost

We were Hotter than toast and I'm not one to boast

But they bobbed like yoyos yo and it took nothing

for a bro to close, you know, when they take off their clothes.

but soon the devil arose and he said we were kid of gross

And Jesus agreed along with the the Holy Ghost

Mother Mary held her head low....

So we stopped blowing loads

Went to church in a shirt that was dirty

From doing yellowbones with small figures

trannies in the ass

and trashy malt liquor

r they froze my balls

Nig***

We all thought we were slick but

The devil exists and he'll insist

To have you castrated, or taped to

A pit of fire with the liars and the fighters

And the people that hand out flyers...

THEY BURN IN ETERNAL FIRE.

 

(EVERYTIME THEY MAKE THAT NOISE AS MANY

TIMES THEY MAKE THAT NOIISE)

 

(FOR THE HOOK YOU LITERALLY JUST RAP SING OR SHOUT

)

TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP

TOP TOP TOP DOG ON tHE TOP TOP DOG TOP TOP TOP DOG ON THE

TOP TOP TOP ON THE TOP TOP TOP DOG WONT FALL OFF TOP DOG

WONT FALL OFF TOP TOP TOP TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP DOG

ON THE TOP TOP DOG (NOT THE CORRECT NUMBER OF THESE NOISE

PHRASES HAVE FUN WITH IT)

 

 

where did my brain go?

Dancing in acid rain makes it fade away yo.

I date a dame a day and by the end of the day they gay hoes

with a rose and 18 8 balls of Coke, I write great prose a hope.

and I hope to alope with a dope MC umm see I mispoke

I hope to do Coke with toads til my heart explodes,

after I blow a load in school zone.

I'm a fool, broke and need a loan to buy weed and

a home to leave my children in alone while I'm doing rap battles

with fat camels with humps I can ride side saddle while

they straddle my rump I'm a bum in a tuxedo that cums in a torpedo

and when I come in MC's know it's gonna be primo.

I'm the 4th amigo that walks on all 4's to Toledo

than knocks on random doors and calls grandmas whores

and then ask to watch porn, sirens? I ignore

I guess I was born to be a pain in the ass that

takes acid bath and practices withcraft so shut up

you bitch ass I can rhyme as fast as a spic cuts grass

and I'll cut you in half, fuck your cousin in the ass,

and then come back later to smother her and laugh while your

mother cries and then knife your dad.

I'm the best you've ever seen admit it do the math, it's BAR superstar

ghosts in the machine.

 

(EVERYTIME THEY MAKE THAT NOISE AS MANY

TIMES THEY MAKE THAT NOIISE)

(FOR THE HOOK YOU LITERALLY JUST RAP SING OR SHOUT

)

TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP

TOP TOP TOP DOG ON tHE TOP TOP DOG TOP TOP TOP DOG ON THE

TOP TOP TOP ON THE TOP TOP TOP DOG WONT FALL OFF TOP DOG

WONT FALL OFF TOP TOP TOP TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP DOG

ON THE TOP TOP DOG (NOT THE CORRECT NUMBER OF THESE NOISE

PHRASES HAVE FUN WITH IT)

 

 

Fuck the world in the face luck and girls can't relate

duck and squirrels cannot mate bucks and pearls

from a date means you'd have to stay the night

I've got blades and knives plus I fileted three wives

and I'll say with pride I have AIDS and why is my penis spotted?

I'm a genius hottie who's teeth are rotted and I pee on sonnets

I read on my feed breath in weed then I'm jotting down mean screams

from freed dreams that got squeezed out my ears and onto my pillow

 

(EVERYTIME THEY MAKE THAT NOISE AS MANY

TIMES THEY MAKE THAT NOIISE)

 

(FOR THE HOOK YOU LITERALLY JUST RAP SING OR SHOUT

)

TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP

TOP TOP TOP DOG ON tHE TOP TOP DOG TOP TOP TOP DOG ON THE

TOP TOP TOP ON THE TOP TOP TOP DOG WONT FALL OFF TOP DOG

WONT FALL OFF TOP TOP TOP TOP DOG TOP DOG TOP DOG

ON THE TOP TOP DOG (NOT THE CORRECT NUMBER OF THESE NOISE

PHRASES HAVE FUN WITH IT)

 

my minds got two windows I'm blind but still kill hoes to unwind

so just chill yo it's a sign of the times when my kind of rhymes are

finding new dimes to spin on their sides or flip like a dyke

who's lips have a spike and whos clit now has rights

I'm sick and my bike has a bell and a basket that I ring

it's fantastic it's spring and my assless chaps attract chinks

my casket has drinks why don't you come by after I get some pink with a wink

and I think I'm a wink away from not being considered decay

but I litter the page with bitter displays of psychosis

I try doses of things I can't possess but injest to stay wholesome

my poems rock I blow snot at crows mom thinks I'm the bomb

if my ship sinks it was calm sailing for sure mixed with bags of manure,

dates with fags, swallowed swords plus a noose from a cord that

I used caus I'm poor.

 

FUCK THAT IM A TOP DOG HOG TYING WHORES

AND WHEN I GET INTO HEAVEN I'LL GET HIGH WITH THE LORD.