Kyles Kasket BYOB

This battle was a test of perseverance, mind over matter

if Kyle was slightly more spherical, would i mind oval madder?

time for you to use your fucking brain madder,

you going to spit some fast shit without real punches

off the top of your brain madder?

i'll give a whole new meaning to off the dome

when i splatter your brain matter across the spatial plane madder!

people probably wandering how offy plans to handle his debut

will he scrape toosense together, act merry-hum a funky tune,

pull off a mike and give it some OOMPH!

or try mimicking Hyde and act really smooth?

the underdog may even bite madder and... wait... what do you do?

i want to grab you, take you out your half Mexican fat suit,

replace you with a robotic asshole,

take you to da club with fluorescent tubes around your ankles

so i can finally say "Yo, Kyle, you are STARK, RAVING, MAD dude"

Here i was thinking i could have been the new tubbiest guy in the League,

Turns out madder is actually fatter,

he looks like he literally ate Dahm for lunch and deezy straight after,

then still had the stomach to ask ian who he's cooking for afters!

"i am the best singer on the site" right...

your the best singer on a site made for rappers!

that's like saying your the fiercest tiger in a plain full of panthers!

or the soggiest biscuit in a box full of crackers! damm madder!

and what i find frustrating is that kyle considers getting throat fucked

daily by his ladyboy Asian enough of a reason to pretend he's amazing!

like Mad that's not vocal lessons! that's called choking sessions!

you look at her when you finished eating thinking "man, i could go for seconds"

I've already torn you to pieces and i didn't even get to say it all

didn't punch or play on griffons or your bald headed dad named paul

left out the shots at MPD, SBYS, or even your friend that died

Syke, that's right i'm offtrack and i fucking lie

because honestly if i had to be best friends with you

i would rush to grab the rope and tie it in the same place he tied it to

place the other side around my neck making sure to tie the tightest noose

and before i die at least i would know we both got the chance to hang with you

 

 

 

But i did hear your a jack of all trades....

so how about we make jacko your name?

so whenever i see you drop links on my page

claiming your singing is the best in the game

i won't be surprised when i see "Jackco" and hide right away!

 

i don't even need to fucking battle you!

i could whisper in your ear something you wouldn't want these guys to hear

like when you hide behind a mask on stage because you hate every fiber

of yourself from your fucking oval glasses to your shitty poostash facial hair

and poof! go full Maddie McCain and see you fucking disappear!

 

I wander what would make madder madder, overcooking rice,

sending in verses late, or protesting "all lives matter"

did you guys know this dude applied

to be the Black, Asian, and Minority Ethnic Officer in his school?

that's right this battle isn't going to be the only time no one voted for you!

 

when people say it is raining cat's and dogs,

he dashes outside brandishing his second favorite wok

egg rolls, and 3 bottles of soy sauce!

i am not even kidding about this guy...

he gives a wholleeee new meaning to "swallow your pride"