Drunk Random Raps 1

I'll go Ozzy Osborn and snort a swarm of red ants

Form a lukewarm puddle of sperm in my torn pants

"No Ragrets" tatted across my chest and fat ass

Smoke some dank grass then drop out of my college classes

 

My mother caught me snorting coke and sent me to rehab

She seemed glad so I got kicked out for snorting pepsi and Vyvanse

She won't accept me for the mans I'm becoming

So I built a wall like Donald Trump

Then told her to make like Forrest Gump and start running

 

Humming as I mindlessly chop her into pieces

Toss her in the oven then start praying to Jesus

I noticed something on my shoe, it's a dead fetus

My mother was pregnant and I cut her like a heathen

Take her out the oven stat praying to Demons

Just because I'm drunk and have no good reason