Punch Lines

I'll never forget the first time we met

Although I'll keep trying to even remember it

So stop talking about your point of view

Cuz your head so far up your ass it obscured the view

And here's a #cactus for your asses assets too,

You little #prick, they say laughter the best medicine #trick

then I must be battling the fucking cure for everything #bitch

I already got a plan for your suicide too

Climb to your ego then go jump to your IQ

I never knew what a mistake was though

Until your parents pointed towards your portrait, and said "this asshole"

Your own parents already farted on you,

I don't need to hear from another asshole whose retarded too

But Let's play a game, I want you to shock me today

AKA just say something in a intelligent way

You're the reason the gene pool needs a life guard son

If the metaphor too hard for you, just tell your daddy to put a condom on

We don't need another you to write a song

Oh and before you go and run along

Remember this: Everyone you ever loved you was wrong