As Gay As It Gets

My name is Little Tommy Polson and I wanna ride your pole son

I wanna suck your sperm gun because to a fag like me it's fun

I'm so good at giving head I'm the very best I won't be outdone

I'm the gayest one and I want you to go off in my mouth like a shotgun

Great big cocks get me so excited and seeing one get's my loins ignited

My asshole feels like it was dynamited if there's a gay orgy I want invited

I want you to remove my thong and fuck me in my asshole all night long

I like hairy dudes that are big and strong I can't wait to get a taste of your big ding-dong

I'll put on some red lipstick so I can put a red ring at the base of your dick

I'm in a group of fags called the K Clique and we hate GenX cause he's homophobic

We all like to ride each others jocks and we love to suck each others cocks

I'm Key-Gay and I wanna pick your locks, then take ur cock in my shit box

I'm the very best at taking it in the ass nobody can come close to being better

I'm a hairy cock petter and if my asshole is dry we can use KY to get it wetter

I'm the gayest ever nobody's gayer I'm the definition of a literal dick glazer

I'll drink your cum because I love the flavor so put in my mouth as a favor

I have a big ass dildo made of glass that I love to shove up in my ass

Next I'm getting one made of brass dildo's are what I love to amass

I've been collecting dildos all my life I guess you could say it's my hobby

I have a dildo that I named Bobby it's my favorite one because it's knobby

The K clique and me are a bunch of queers we fuck each other in our rears

We've been doing this shit for years we've made gay sex into our careers

We're not just queer we're peculiar we have loose assholes it doesn't get any looser

We're all men seducers we'll turn your dick into a juicer we just love a cum producer

I'm little Tommy you can call me Tom for gay sex message me at [email protected]

My mouth is hotter than napalm you can put your dick in it all night that'd be the bomb