The Super Rap

[Verse 1]

One day, I went out to see P Diddy.

My hotel room was ungodly Shitty.

I saw A girl walk by, and she was Pretty.

When I walked to her, she acted all mad and Bitchy.

[Chorus]

That's the Super Rap.

The bars that make me go rat-a-tat-tat.

Now, you go and try to beat that.

I went to Australia and ate A Wombat.

And one thing, Yo mama so Fat!

[Verse 2]

I was drivin' my Lambo on Main Street.

I went to the store to get A Pastry.

You know them fat girls be Hasty.

So, I won't go on as some Kanye Wannabe.

[Bridge]

But I will anyway, because baby.

[Chorus]

That's the Super Rap.

The bars that make me go rat-a-tat-tat.

Now, you go and try to beat that.

I went to Australia and ate A Wombat.

And one thing, Yo mama so Fat!

[Verse 3]

Ping-Pong, Ding-Dong, I like girls that wear Thong.

I took A Math test, 10 outta 10 I got Wrong.

I was on A phone call, Goddammit, the waits too Long!

Super Mario be wreckin' KSI's song like it's Donkey Kong.

[Transition]

Bing-Bong, Tick-Tock.

[Verse 4]

My girl be sucking major Cock.

Put my Keys in da Lock.

Oh the Donut shops out of Stock.

I own A factory that made a big ass Clock.

I went to the Bog to get a Sams Club Catalog.

[Bridge]

I have A friend named Murdoch, and he finna sing like

[Chorus]

That's the Super Rap.

The bars that make me go rat-a-tat-tat.

Now, you go and try to beat that.

I went to Australia and ate A Wombat.

And one thing, Yo mama so Fat!

[Verse 5]

Wow, I would like A Big Cow.

Baby, I need that thing Now.

In the winter, we could use our Snowplow.

To do that, I shall Vow.

I have no Idea How.

[Transition]

Pow-Pow, Stuck-Stuck.

[Verse 6]

You have been Thunderstruck.

I guess you're out of Luck.

I know A duck; his name is Chuck.

He drives A whole ass Truck.

When I saw I said, That's big as Fu-

[Chorus]

That's the Super Rap.

The bars that make me go rat-a-tat-tat.

Now, you go and try to beat that.

I went to Australia and ate A Wombat.

And one thing, Yo mama so Fat!