ROBLOX BE LIKE (ft. Jafet Masklo...
• Written by LyricalX
(Roblox be like)
First we got slenders
Next we got CNP's
Slenders deserve to be in a blender
For what they've done to me
And I wanna delete them
But I just can't delete them
And I'm going to say, "We don't need them!"
Oh, then we got the admins
They ban people for no reason
I think they are fuckin' demons
Then we have the "gangsters"
Then we have pranksters
Oh yeah I'm filled with anger
I'm going to run 'em over, you ain't no gangster
Uh, this gon' be a banger
The idiots we got
Now we got 2017 players
Honestly they hate all 2017 haters
Next we got 2018 players
And their the ones who are true gamers
Next we got famous people who are fakers
Them asses are sailors, uh
Yeah, next we got slender kids
They're scared to admit
That they're 11, y'know, fuck that shit!
They cry when their called a bitch
They always throw a fit
To get robux, they use their mama's credit card for it
And they make me sick
I can't stand it
And I wanna run 'em over with a car and hit 'em with a stick
They act like they so sick
And then they like CNP's who are thick
Bitch your legs look like they need some Vicks
Rub it on, you deranged lunatic
I know that you don't got no lipstick
Bitch, you can't even watch Rick & Morty
Cause you're 11, actin' sporty
You are nothing, not even worthy
Your ass needs to beg for mercy
Bitch y'all be mad corny
You can't even stay sturdy
Bitch you did me dirty
Bitch you got no glory
Bitch stop your fake stories
Bitch this may get gory, yeah
Then we got trolls who have no goals
And should be sold and they get coal
For christmas cause they got no souls
And they have holes
In thier shorts and dance on poles
In the Adopt Me hack like they a bunch of moles
And they are nothing as a whole
Next we got K-Pop fans who want to go to Seoul
They love Jimin, y'all are makin' my eyes twitch
And makin' my skin itch
Get the fuck away and jump off a bridge!
Never come back cause you'll never be rich!
So stop thinkin' you'll meet Jimin, stupid witch
Next we got the voice changer people, who do low pitch
Your voice is high pitch, it seems really glitched
And then we got the bots who talk 'bout politics
Remember the Donald Trump bot incident?
All these accounts fell for the trick
I hate them a lot, I want them to be kicked
Cause the bots suffer from ligma
Actin' like a sigma
Bitch I own a villa
Goin' gorillas, I am a killa
I got scrilla, yey
Now we got the softies
Who are fuckin' copies
And they like french fries that are soggy
They can't go potty
They like eating Wendy's Frosties
That are melted, they say they love coffee
In reality they look like Baldie
Cause they are babies, with no hair, actin' like a hottie
'Bout to kick their ass like a zombie
Actin' all damn bossy
Actin' really cocky, kicking your ass and they call for mommy
Next we got the bombers who bombed Nagasaki
Just kidding, or am I? I am though, don't be so salty
Now we got the 2009 players who aren't online much
I used to think they sucked
Honestly they're adults now and they don't give a fuck
I mean, no wonder, it's been a while, yup!
Honestly I don't understand why
The emos want to do suicide
The attention seekers should fuckin' die
So slit your wrists like you said, idiot guy!
