Samoa Joe Diss (shitty mashup)

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(shitty mashup of scott steiners math promo over a beat i made that samples stings theme song)
You know they say all men are created equal,
but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE!
See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning.
But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal!
So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me!
And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix?
You-the chances of winning drasticy go down.
See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice,
you got a 33 and a third chance of winning.
But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning,
cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me,
and he's not even gonna try.
So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance
minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one)
and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin'
(if we was to go one on one)
and then add 66 and two thirds…percents,
I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice!
Señor Joe?

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