Hoenn RAP w/ Pokemon

HOENN POKERAP

 

I

stood on a pedestal in front of the coin try

 

.. cold winds blew me off of where I want to be (TREECKO)

 

I was out of this world, universal, immense (SALAMENCE)

 

but I must have landed in a swamp or trench (SWAMPERT)

 

and the mud kept me there, but I swear (MUDKIP)

 

I squirmed, pulled, all out sprawled the area (WURMPLE, ALTARIA)

 

looking for land to declare on (LAIRON)

 

but then it was swiftly gone (FLYGON)

 

 

 

-WAKE UP FROM THE BAD DREAM-

jump up with sound effect

“spoinkkk” (SPOINK)

 

I opened my eyes and it was evidently noon (LINOONE)

This dream got me thinking of serendipity soon

but this ill coon is beautiful liar (SILCOON) (BEAUTIFLY)

trying to make me stupid, except I’ll (SCEPTILE)

grow vile towards it (GROVYLE)

for those who ignore it, I (ANORITH)

outcast forms who abhor it (CASTFORM)

Endorsing

a new world I might as well order in(WAILORD)

You know when its hoenn when you

bring the horns in

 

my soul rocks at the core (SOLROCK)

fishing for the hearts of men and women and children galore (CORPHISH)

it’s a gory, bizarre world and I’m sure (GOREBYSS)

skits like these don’t screen no more (SURSKIT)

 

when you shift reasoning back and forth (SHIFTRY)

and these feelings spin the wheel of 4 (SPHEAL) (SPINDA)

tune you might wish casually for wizardry (WHISCASH)

and I feel your misery (ILLUMISE)

 

These kiddies don’t know that they’re in for doom (SKITTY)

I blast off more than rockets or bazookas can do (CASCOON)

and if I’m sensing a little hombre looms (LOMBRE, BRELLOOM)

then he better scoot , cause I zig zag goons (ZIGZAGOON)

i’ll poach he and a her whether he’s coming real soon (POOCHYENA)

or a couple castles well over I’ll devour a shroom (SWELLOW) (SHROOMISH)

issue more stomping goombas, get a clue (MARSHTOMP) (LUNATONE)

no tones or hues will not be suede blue (SWABLU) blue shoe

 

Yes It’s true that I will reign (WALREIN)

and I’m sayin there’’s no surpassing the pain (NOSEPASS)

these window panes they mask the rain (MASQUERAIN)

they’re a live cinema while you pass the day (MAWILE)

 

“didn’t you ask?”, they’re fast to say (NINJASK)

as if they knew my life the way (NUMEL)

I know i set this stage ablaze (BLAZIKEN)

I can carry that torch, I can make ‘em crazy (TORCHIC)

 

If i persuade you playing (SEVIPER)

my ukalalie,

i’m shooting daisies (GLALIE)

for you to push daily,

a rose, a lilly, petunia, (ROSELIA) (LILLEEP)

you’re silly

you’re thinking that you can escape this killing? (SEALEO) (DUSKULL)

 

I’m a delicatessen I best not be messed with (DELCATTY)

my level is sentimental like a relic and there’s no (RELICANTH) (motor mouth)

runts allowed, i’m in guard of our town (SNORUNT) (GARDEVOIR)

gotta stand my ground and put the camera down (GROUDON)

 

Kevin Krust:

Get louder, dudes, if it’s tough to see (LOUDRED)

lemme hold this camera up to me (CAMERUPT)

Don’t question the register, octaves, please! (REGICE)

I love this key and i love all beats (LUVDISC, VOLBEAT)

 

And I’ll make a hit out of this, my craft is nice (MAKUHITA)

make rappers pay the fee pass the mic (FEEBAS)

4yo before yo raps go cray

dily dallying all the dooh dah day (CRADILY)

 

I got the persuasion to make the babes crawl

body like a sculpture, she’s my clay doll (CLAYDOL)

if anybody comes at me they’re going AWOL

mercy begging from these rhymes that I make raw (WAILMER)

 

daunting, I’m mighty and I’m haunting your (CRAWDAUNT) (MIGHTYENA)

little colorful minds with some blood and gore (LUDICOLO)

by carving a scripture of lyrical lore (CARVANNAH)

and I’ll assure I’ll be around on tour (AZURILL)

 

call all of your homeboys who ball to your noise (TORKOAL) (BALTOY)

with a vibe ravenous for growing more poised (VIBRAVA)

while i’m filled with vigor of the stories that more enjoy (VIGOROTH)

cause you got something missing overall, you’re Corduroy

 

you ever met a titan as tight as me? (MEDITITE)

no, you never met a champion with might like me (MEDICHAM)

 

if you think you got intellectual sight like me

i disable eyes, make you blind to see (SABELEYE)

 

I Ripa tear liKell in this joint, my voice on point to where Regis steals from me (REGISTEEL)

and you’re fearful, see

how scary I am especially when I’m on this team (HARIYAMA)

 

MAT4YO:

See that we are on hustle e- (SEEDOT, ARON, NUZLEAF)

ven odder, we got the guts to

gulp and swallow, to add, I’ll plus all (GULPIN, SWALOT, LOTAD, PLUSLE)

muscles, can’t compare to us so

when the sun goes down the dusk’ll

obsoletely cease, if i must I’ll (DUSCLOPS)

absolutely be the sun for (ABSOL)

all the ones ‘gainst me and Krust, I’ll

 

push them off their edge, I rock their socks (REGIROCK)

to the operator’s office if they’re slaking off (SLAKING)

and as I watch them drop into the bottomless pit it is

i’m scraping skies with a razor sharp edifice (SHARPEDO)

 

I bet it is hard to be true to you

just think of what Karma’ll do to you (ARMALDO)

as I’m speaking in cadence, I think, (NINCADA)

if I ever met a gross or grumpy girl that thinks IIII stink(METAGROSS, GRUMPIG)

 

I’mma tell her that I’m sweeter than a honey comb (COMUBSKEN)

ask anyone

I drive it home and Winnebago knows (BAGON)

Even though I got a baby face

and weigh about as much as a rake weighs

I take first placer (RAYQUAZA)

 

as I stare in the face of hatred

i know its not what this lady makes it

a curly eyelash, a burly thigh gap (KIRLIA)

I hate makeup, but thanks to time-lapse

 

this laddie asked if i could defy time in a rhyme I decided that I’d reply (LATIAS)

with yes, laddie, oh sincerely, I, (LATIOS)

with a broken wing, I’ll dearly try (WINGULL)

 

but first, let me ride this fellow trike (ELETRIKE)

up your tail over the span of the pike (TAILLOW)

I’ve hunt all night now I’m going on strike (HUNTAIL)

to take instigating and ban it from life (BANETTE)

 

 

Like a sky of grey signals the rain (KYOGRE)

she and her friends signify bringing the pain

they try to set up a trap inches away (TRAPINCH)

from you, they tend to keckle on for minutes on days (KECLEON)

 

Its like they wanna seal your bottom and your upper lip or (PELIPPER)

something different where there isn’t anything but mellow ticking (MILOTIC)

of the clock and even though they got back acne everywhere (CACNEA)

they turn it on you shedding just a glimmer of despair (SHEDINJA) SHOW SHEDINJA’S BACK AND HAVE IT CONSUME THE SCREEN - FOLKLORE

 

 

this lady’s name was Barbara Roach (BARBOACH)

and she stands for every star I know

they fake act earnest in turn to build ‘em all up in the sternum until they burn in a furnace (CACTURNE) (BELDUM)

 

KEVIN:

They're inhumane, I could trick ‘em sideways (MANECTRIC)

 

MATTEO:

no matter what age you are, a true guy plays (JIRACHI)

 

KEVIN:

no girl,

 

MATTEO:

whether a clam, pearl,

 

KEVIN:

if this ocean is big and blue (CLAMPEARL)

 

MATTEO:

then the the ox is babe (DEOXYS) (speak suave-ly)

 

KEVIN:

you’re just toxic slaves

 

MATTEO:

who met angry friends (DUSTOX, METANG)

 

KEVIN:

Hush up and think about the consequence (SHUPPET)

 

MATTEO:

Stop talking bout who your ex plowed and how you drag her on just to stop in the end (EXPLOUD, AGGRON)

 

KEVIN:

Who cut the most slack, other than you (SLAKOTH)

 

MATTEO:

You’re only sick when you’re sipping on Coor’s and Goose (ZANGOOSE)

 

KEVIN:

I know the rope,

 

BOTH:

I aspired, (TROPIUS)

 

MATTEO:

I brawled stardom (RALTS)

 

KEVIN:

skew-ish murmurs wish I’ll go, (WHISMUR)

 

BOTH:

NO!

 

MATTEO:

I’m just starting!

 

 

KEVIN:

I had this feeling. I thought that you would eventually become the Champion. And where will you go from here?

Will you make this dream a reality…?

 

MAT4YO: (see matteo laying in bed, transparent matteo sits up and says:_

why not? (WYNAUT)

 

Real matteo sits up and takes the form of the transparent one

 

end of instrumental, a chime echoes as you see chimecho (CHIMECHO)