Hoenn Pokemon Names in a RAP! (F...

I

stood on a pedestal in front of the country

 

.. cold winds blew me off of where I want to be

 

I was out of this world, universal, immense

 

but I must have landed in a swamp or trench

 

and the mud kept me there, but I swear

 

I squirmed, pulled, all out sprawled the area

 

looking for land to declare on

 

but then it was swiftly gone

 

 

 

-WAKE UP FROM THE BAD DREAM-

jump up with sound effect

“spoinkkk”

 

I opened my eyes and it was evidently noon

This dream got me thinking of serendipity soon

but this ill coon is beautiful liar

trying to make me stupid, except I’ll

grow vile towards it

for those who ignore it, I

outcast forms who abhor it

Endorsing

a new world I might as well order in

You know when its hoenn when you

bring the horns in

 

my soul rocks at the core

fishing for the hearts of men and women and children galore

it’s a gory, bizarre world and I’m sure

skits like these don’t screen no more

 

when you shift reasoning back and forth

and these feelings spin the wheel of 4

tune you might wish casually for wizardry

and I feel your misery

 

These kiddies don’t know that they’re in for doom

I blast off more than rockets or bazookas can do

and if I’m sensing a little hombre looms

then he better scoot , cause I zig zag goons

i’ll poach he and a her whether he’s coming real soon

or a couple castles well over I’ll devour a shroom

issue more stomping goombas, get a clue

no tones or hues will not be suede blue

 

Yes It’s true that I will reign

and I’m sayin there’’s no surpassing the pain

these window panes they mask the rain

they’re a live cinema while you pass the day

 

“didn’t you ask?”, they’re fast to say

as if they knew my life the way

I know i set this stage ablaze

I can carry that torch, I can make ‘em crazy

 

If i persuade you playing

my ukalalie,

i’m shooting daisies

for you to push daily,

a rose, a lilly, petunia,

you’re silly

you’re thinking that you can escape this killing?

 

I’m a delicatessen I best not be messed with

my level is sentimental like a relic and there’s no

runts allowed, i’m in guard of our town

gotta stand my ground and put the camera down

 

Kevin Krust:

Get louder, dudes, if it’s tough to see

lemme hold that camera up to me

Don’t question the register, octaves, please!

I love this key and i love all beats

 

And I’ll make a hit out of this, my craft is nice

make rappers pay the fee pass the mic

4yo before yo raps go cray

dily dallying all the dooh dah day

 

I got the persuasion to make the babes crawl

body like a sculpture, she’s my clay doll

if anybody comes at me they’re gonna go AWOL

mercy begging from these rhymes that I make raw

 

daunting, I’m mighty and I’m haunting your

little colorful minds with some blood and gore

by carving a scripture of lyrical lore

and I’ll assure I’ll be around on tour

 

call all of your homeboys who ball to your noise

with a vibe ravenous for growing more poised

while i’m filled with vigor of the stories that more enjoy

cause you got something missing overall, you’re Corduroy

 

you ever met a titan as tight as me?

no, you never met a champion with might like me

 

if you think you got intellectual sight like me

i disable eyes, make you blind to see

 

I Ripa tear liKell in this joint, my voice on point to where Regis steals from me

and you’re fearful, see

how scary I am especially when I’m on this team

 

MAT4YO:

See that we are on hustle e-

ven odder, we got the guts to

gulp and swallow, to add, I’ll plus all

muscles, can’t compare to us so

when the sun goes down the dusk’ll

obsoletely cease, if i must I’ll

absolutely be the sun for

all the ones ‘gainst me and Krust, I’ll

 

push them off their edge, I rock their socks

to the operator’s office if they’re slaking off

and as I watch them drop into the bottomless pit it is

i’m scraping skies with a razor sharp edifice

 

I bet it is hard to be true to you

just think of what Karma’ll do to you

as I’m speaking in cadence, I think,

if I ever met a gross or grumpy girl that thinks IIII stink

 

I’mma tell her that I’m sweeter than a honey comb

ask anyone

I drive it home and Winnebago knows

Even though I got a baby face

and weigh about as much as a rake weighs

I know what place I take

 

as I stare in the face of hatred

i know its not what this lady makes it

a curly eyelash, a burly thigh gap

I hate makeup, but thanks to time-lapse

 

this laddie asked if i could defy time in a rhyme I decided that I’d reply

with yes, laddie, oh sincerely, I,

with a broken wing, I’ll dearly try

 

but first, let me ride this fellow trike

up your tail over the span of the pike

I’ve hunt all night now I’m going on strike

to take instigating and ban it from life

 

 

Like a sky of grey signals the rain

she and her friends signify bringing the pain

they try to set up a trap inches away

from you, they tend to keckle on for minutes on days

 

Its like they wanna shut your bottom and your upper lip or

something different where there isn’t anything but mellow ticking

of the clock and even though they got back acne everywhere

they turn it on you shedding just a glimmer of despair

 

this lady’s name was Barbara Roach

and she stands for every star I know

they fake act earnest in turn to build ‘em all up in the sternum then to burn in a furnace (CACTURNE) (BELDUM)

 

You know what I mean? I could trick you sideways

no matter what age you are, a true guy plays

no girl, whether a clam, pearl, if this ocean big and blue then the the ox is babe (CLAMPEARL, DEOXYS)

 

you’re just toxic slaves who met angry friends

Hush up and think about the consequence

Stop talking bout who your ex plowed and how you drag her on just to stop in the end (EXPLOUD, AGGRON)

 

Who cut the most slack, other than you

You’re only sick when you’re sipping on Coor’s and Goose

I know the rope, I aspired, I brawled stardom

it’s wise murmurs wish I’ll go, NO! I’m just starting!

 

KEVIN:

I had this feeling. I thought that you would eventually become the Champion. And where will you go from here?

Will you make this dream a reality…?

 

MATTEO:

why not? (WYNAUT)