Hail The Bison

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hail the bison, hail the bison
with their tails up in the air
university, university
you can kiss whats under there
 
two in a row, I like things in threes
we aren't losing, cmon child please
bison will give you the lead
then drive down the field just to seize
it right back, bohls got us on track
use your brain a little bit, jack
brock jensen has got a knack
for leading our attack
taking the herd to end zone
touchdown bison, yells the fargo dome
the bison are gonna go to Frisco
start the chant, bison, lets go!
 
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losing? that's a word ive never HERD
mostly cause the HERD always comes in first
the bison getting beat is so absurd
natty titles, we are going for the third
3 peat baby, were gonna have 3 rings
we have never lost, we're the kings
let me tell you a couple of things
grant olson has put a few guys in slings
and the whole D keeps stopping
every team, we bring the kitchen sink
your q b is gonna get licked
you'll throw it up and it gets picked
by our all American, marcus
my oh my, that like his sixth pick six
your team fucking sucks dicks
 
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billy turner is a fucking monster
you could just ask sam ponder
about phil Hansen's alma mater
but I don't know who's hotter
sam or brock jensens girl friend
that's the benefit of being a bison
and I would recommend
that you put on depends
your gonna shit your pants
when you see our entrance
fowler, herbstreit and corso are huge fans
dont forget rinaldi and desmond
they know we're so good, you have no clue
your not gonna win no matter what you do
cocksucker motherfucker, get this man a chew
we're the mighty bison, who the fuck are you
 
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DJMALCOLM
Member since September 9 2013

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