HOLIDAYS (ft. CJ Walker)

Intro (Kids):

(Holidays, it's a holiday)

(Christmas, Halloween, Easter, any holiday)

(Holidays, it's a holiday)

(Christmas, Halloween, Easter, any holiday)

 

Chorus (Me):

I don't get shit for Christmas

I don't give a fuck 'bout Thanksgiving

I don't get no candy for Halloween

All these hoes so mean

And I don't get to see no Easter Bunny

Fuck Easter, kids, ain't that so funny?

'Cause I ain't get shit, not even money

So fuck this shit, you fucking pussy!

 

Verse 1 (CJ Walker, yes he's black):

Special guest appearance, it's me, CJ Walker!

Kids love me 'cause they look up to me like a father

Kids love what I say, like I'm a doctor

Well kids.. fuck Christmas!

Go mind your business!

Niggas gettin' religious, fuck 'em all, I am so vicious

I ain't get shit for Christmas

I ain't get no turkey for Thanksgiving

And I ain't get no easter eggs

Ima make yo' mom walk on 2 pegs

Fuck these niggas man, all they do is beg

I ain't get shit for any holiday while others flex

Nigga, what's next? Some guy fucks my ex?

Kids, look at this.. it's a nice death threat!

Gave a kid some meth, now he actin' like Greg

Yeah-yeah, I got no regrets, 'cause Christmas sucks

And honestly, I don't give 2 fucks

Fuck niggas, fuck the drugs

All I do is give out daps and hugs

And goddamn, I'm tired of the sluts

Niggas lookin' at me like I'm some type of thug

Now kids love me, they come once a month

Askin' me all type of shit, they want so many gifts

Might snap on 'em, but nigga, that's a big risk

And I can't fulfill all this shit, this kid wanted to be a pimp

Another kid wanted a fucking blimp

Another kid just didn't wanna exist

Some kid called me a nigga and raised his fists

Then he apologized and his mood shifted

Now another kid wanted to be a crip

Another one wanted a rocketship

A 13 year old kid wanted some chips

And a 9 year old kid wanted some drip

Yeah, Christmas can suck my dick

I don't want no hugs or kisses

'Cause I'll bring out my whip

Nigga, don't trip!

And if you fucking slip

Then try and get a grip, huh

 

Chorus (Me):

I don't get shit for Christmas

I don't give a fuck 'bout Thanksgiving

I don't get no candy for Halloween

All these hoes so mean

And I don't get to see no Easter Bunny

Fuck Easter, kids, ain't that so funny?

'Cause I ain't get shit, not even money

So fuck this shit, you fucking pussy!

 

Verse 2 (Me):

My mama won't get me no costumes

I told her ass, "Your voice is loud volume"

I can't do Halloween now 'cause I wronged you

'Cause honestly, I wanna prolong you

Stretch, yeah, do a sketch

Got me on edge, dog, fetch!

Kids want neck, got me about to wretch

'Bout to get revenge, a kid got an onion stench

Dying, I gotta fucking pledge

To the fucking allegiance as my fists clench

I pledge to the allegiance, to the flag, that I fall off a sledge

And land face-flat and scream in French

Fuck Halloween, I'd rather trim my hedge

Fuck Thanksgiving, give a kid a wedgie

Mama won't get no turkey so she bought a DIY on Etsy

I want real turkey, bitch, I want many

Fuck Thanksgiving, you took my pennies

And I have so many holidays I envy

There's so many, there's plenty

I wanna destroy 'em all when I turn 20

And burdens so heavy, I get no presents

I ain't do no egg hunt for even 2 seconds

I wanna see LeBron, she say we got LeBron at home

She told me turn off my phone

Now we eatin' mashed potatoes with an Etsy turkey

Mom, get a real one! It's 12:30!

But mom, listen, I won't do ya dirty

We both woke up early, so why you in a hurry?

It's makin' me worried, uh

I turn back on my phone, I'm in my zone

Mama snatch my phone and threw it into the unknown

Fuck Christmas, I'm on my throne

Fuck Thanksgiving, I'd rather wear a cone

And Christmas is something I don't condone

And fuck Easter, it don't got me mind blown

Fuck every holiday you know

Fuck every holiday you know, uh, uh

 

Chorus (Me):

I don't get shit for Christmas

I don't give a fuck 'bout Thanksgiving

I don't get no candy for Halloween

All these hoes so mean

And I don't get to see no Easter Bunny

Fuck Easter, kids, ain't that so funny?

'Cause I ain't get shit, not even money

So fuck this shit, you fucking pussy!

 

Chorus (CJ Walker, yes he's black):

I don't get presents for Christmas

I don't get turkey for Thanksgiving

I don't get no candy for Halloween

All these niggas won't ever come clean

And I don't get to do no egg hunt

Fuck Easter, kids, Ima smoke a blunt

'Cause I ain't get shit, not even any love

So fuck this shit, all you do is front!

 

Outro (Kids):

(Holidays, it's holidays)

(Christmas, Halloween, Easter, all today)

(Holidays, it's a holiday)

(Christmas, Halloween, Easter, won't fall today)

Uh

(Holidays, oh, holidays)

(Christmas, Halloween, Easter, call someday)

(Holidays, it's a holiday)

(Christmas, Halloween, Easter, ball today)

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!