Fap Yourself

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His balls are sweaty
His new record is twenty
There's semen on the floor already
His dick is steady
 
He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop sperm, but he keeps on keeps on spending
his life, his mind goes loud
He opens his pants but the sperm won't come out
He's chokin', how?
Everybody's joking now
The cluck's run out,
time's up, over - BLAOW!
 
Snap back to reality, OHH
-there goes gravity
OHH there goes Reddit, he choked
but he won't give up that easy nope,
he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to
these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
when he goes back to this mobile porn
that's when it's back to the fap again yo
this whole fap shit
He better go capture
this erection and hope it don't pass him.

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Thrill
Member since March 30 2015

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