Jack Frost VS Elsa

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Jack Frost VS Elsa
 
Jack Frost - Mat4yo
Elsa - Miss4yo
 
ELSA:
My duty as Queen is to keep jesters in check
and shall one step into my kingdom, they're banished
for disrespect
I rule this fairy tale called Arendelle, a tale told Icy cold
you're naught but the personification of the snow that I control
Rhymes will send you 6 below like my hefty heart's temperature
She may not know where she should go but a
villain's life was meant for her
I spit that fire to keep your chestnuts roasting
keep nipping at my nose and consider yourself Frozen!
 
JACK FROST:
Woah, Don’t tell me to back off, you Sasquatch, I’m Jack Frost!
You're the type of icicle I snap off and snack on!
Spit frost breath on a hot mess its no contest for this wicked winter
watchman against nonsense the most thoughtless of these THOTs
says
I'm the master of mischief, a vicious trickster 'gainst a homeless
elf,
a Billion Dollar Baby whom I'd love to help dethrone herself
So I'll call an assembly of your sceevy regal people
'cause I think we'll agree that we don’t want to see a sequel
 
ELSA:
No more of your folklore/tell your seven dwarves that their Lord's
succumbing
so check your forecast 'cause a storm they'll actually report
is coming
I've broken free, don't bother me with my bittersweet ability
you think you've got me frost bitten,
check underneath your Christmas tree
 
 
JACK FROST:
You've made yourself so isolated, how dare you say you're
ice-related
your unthawed heart will fall apart if you only fight for hatred
Looks like Hades' sister is Disney's newest non official Princess
and your chance of induction is looking starboard towards a
shipwreck
 
ELSA:
If this kid who thinks he's Winter's Old Man crosses me
He'll get criss'd off (Kristoff)
Do you want to build a snowman? 'Cause I'm sure
you'd like a Miss Frost!
 
JACK FROST:
Now, If I was a sellout, banking shopping malls and camera shoots
I'd be first to outlast you but last to Fast Pass you
 
ELSA:
You're getting froze in bitter cold if all you know is "Let it Snow"
You're holding on to your relevance but I suggest you let it go
 
JACK FROST:
Just like how my friend Mother Nature has gifted you too much
I'll leave you covered in blood 3 extra weeks of the month

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